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if i could have a section of the newspaper to write about news in my neighbourhood, these are the stories i’d cover today:
- weather: beautiful, sunny, warm enough to make the cicadas sing but not enough to turn on the a/c (that means you, #49)
- traffic: noisy and too fast, especially on small side streets. a car jumped the curb on george street and crashed into the lady’s white picket fence; two police cruisers rushed to the scene.
- education: why do they still have the junior high sign up even though they’ve moved locations? the st. denis billboard reminds us that 1 week is left before school starts.
- food: bunsmaster now has stoney creek ice cream, yum! and the smell of freshly baked bread is incredible when you walk by first thing in the morning.
- sports: little mister at #6 had a great time playing with a new bouncy ball, while the middle-aged creepers on the corner of geneva street continued their daytime beer olympics.
- entertainment: the garage band on st. patrick street keeps getting better, from what i can hear. to hear this season’s current hits, sit at the carlton geneva intersection. salsa dancing at the anglican church! small parade marched down st. patrick dressed in an array of colourful costumes and wigs.
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this is what happens when i go for three walks in a day.
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